hellboy II: the golden army. hancock. getsmart.
redcliff. the dark knight. wanted. the incredible hulk.
the mummy: tomb of the dragon emperor.
journey to the center of the earth. *check them out
.goals
crumpler - the western lawn. crumpler - the complete seed. sony w910i.
nike tiempo ronaldinho fg.
the forbidden knowledge. psp slim.
ripcurls.
quiksilvers.
puma sneakers.
one day a young man went to the river to get some water..
a spirit of an old man sprang out from the river, startling the young man.
they started a simple conversation.
o: old man, y: young man
o: i am able to grant 3 of you wishes. would you like that?
y: wow. sure! thanks!
(old man took 3 arrows and pass it to the young man)
o: here are 3 arrows, whenever u make a wish, shoot 1 arrow to the air, as a signal for me to grant your wish..
y: okay.. thanks again wise man!
however, the young man was a happy-go-lucky one, so he was content with his present, simple life, and didn't know what to wish for.. so he made his first wish..
y: aiyah, i what "lan jiao" also want lar
and he released the first arrow into the air.. suddenly he heard many noises, shrieks and screams!! and out of nowhere all types of "lan jiao" flew towards him!!! OH MY!!!
y: OH NO!! this isn't what i wish for!! I AnY "lan jiao" also DON'T WANT LIAO!!!
and he released the second arrow into the air.. everything seems safe as all the things disappeared from his sight.. he felt an urge to pee.. but when he took off his pants.. his ******* was not there!!! so as you all know he had one last wish.
y: I WANT MY "lan jiao" back!!
and guess what.. he didn't get back his "thing" but a blue bird came flying towards him...
-End-
Disclaimer: i am not liable if you are offended in any way. the joke is just meant for you guys to have some dirty laughs!! :P AND DO NOT ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM NEXT!! its up to you guys to imagine!! XP